To order IF YOU'RE NOT DEAD, PLAY

From Unit 5's Bob Ethington . . .

If you are so inclined and would like to purchase for
yourself (or a loved one, or perhaps your most
detested enemy) your very own dvd copy of "If You're
Not Dead, Play", the now classic/notorious Akron rock
documentary.... Here ya go:

Place your order through this phone number:

1-800-554-4549

The (archaic) VHS tape is $20.

The DVD, which will include "extended interviews not
included on the broadcast program") is $24.

Also, for a small fee, I will agree to autograph your
copy.*

-Bob


* (not true!)